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Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.
Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.
He or She who touts their better weather.
The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.
This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature
Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece
A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.
We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.
Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.
Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?
Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.
when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.
its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!