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When a man flops his penis around like he is playing a guitar
Weiner solos are so fun and addicting
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Certain dog breeds, weiner dogs included, are unable to stop eating even if they are full. Resulting in becoming ill, and even death.
Eating long past you are full, or knowingly should have stopped; and now feel sick.
"I am weiner dogging so bad, but this food is just too good!"
Friend dragging chip basket out of reach.."Quit weiner dogging you said you were full 5 times already."
When your penis randomly explodes.
Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.
Publicly tweeting something you meant to DM.
Anthony Weiner admitted today that he "pulled a weiner" and lied about his twitter account being hacked. He meant to DM the picture to "friends." Turns out he was "pulling a weiner."
Sexual infidelity that involves exchanging nude/erotic photos and sexting, but not actual physical contact or interactions.
Pam: I think my husband is cheating on me!
Megan: How do you know?
Pam: I found pics of naked girls on his phone and all of his texts have been deleted. But I don't see how he would find time to be with anyone but me.
Megan: Girl, I think your hubby is pulling a weiner on you.
To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.
No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.