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When you fuck a big women on the beach
"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."
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The actions of a fat women who acts bad for attention by either showing stretch marks, cottage cheese ass, or burping with a mouth full
"Hey man, that Bad Whale is shoving everything in there!
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Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.
Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.
The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.
1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)
2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)
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A lawless big woman who feasts on donuts and ice cream. Extremely mad when not fed
Here comes Wendi acting like a fat whale and eating all of Alexs food again
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A male who prefers full figured/obese woman as love interests.
One woman may say to another:
"I had a thing for Conrad.. until I found out he was such a whale hunter!"
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Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.
In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.
The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.
There is currently no known cures for the disorder.
SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.
This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
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