The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.
I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.
A huge cock that may or may not rip a vagina apart
Damn thats a huge wiener you've got there
When you haven't had a bath in a week you get the wiener stink
wieners that are placed on buns and then eaten
wow I just had the best wiener on a bun
When you get a girthy wiener dog that is really horny for anyone that looks like Frodo from The Lord of the Rings.
My Wide Wiener named Owen is so fucking horny bro! I lost him for days after he ran off to New Zealand looking for Frodo, I should've never shown him Frodo's Thick Wiener
Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS
Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER