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The resulting beverage created by placing your penis in or on the open top of a beer bottle.
I turned his half-drunk beer into a Polish Brew and didn't tell him until he finished it.
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The collected bodily fluids of a bromosexual orgy mixed with a local pale ale, usually served while listening to shitty cover bands.
Lets go drink some cottage brew and watch Darryl's band play April Wine songs badly at some dive bar.
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A female who leads someone on, just to get illicit drugs (Mainly cannabis) from them.
"Man, this girl Diana has been flirting with me all night"
"Don't bother with her man, she's just a brew whore."
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Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!
I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.
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Referring to a situation when a gentleman has not ejaculated for a long period of time. His baby batter has been brewing and thus is quite pungent and foul to the taste.
Dude, I have been stewing this witches brew for almost a month in anticipation of blowing it all over that whores face.
I busted a five roper of witches brew on that bitch and she almost vomited from the necrotic odor.
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The term used for when one throws up a little in their mouth, swallows it, then has to deal with the horrible after-taste.
Dude, after I ate that burrito and shotguned that Milwaukee's Best, I got the worst witches brew.
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When you take a big festering shit, a cabbage-sour piss stream of urine, and a gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a wine barrel, and pour it all over a girl's face.
I was feeling so horny and nasty last night that I whipped up a big 'ole batch of cumpis brew and splattered it all over my Puerto Rican honey girl.
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