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A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana
"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
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/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.
"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."
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The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.
Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.
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he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.
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the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER
Wearing clothes inside out in order to make a fashion statement
Wow... he's so cool! He's wearing that sweater parker style
Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad
Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?