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the process in which two participants engage into oral sex where upon ejaculation the males reproductive organ is removed from the oral cavity of the recipient and placed under their nostril where upon ejaculation the baby batter is processed through the nasal canal down the esophagus where it is formed into a mucus ball and spat into a regulated U.S.A. Bar Association shot glass (can be found at your local liquer store) and then consumed by the donor
He just busted a nut through her nose and drank that shit.
Dude you just got dew dropped.
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The line of sweat that forms in the middle of boobs.
Girl: Can I have that towel?
Guy: Why?
Girl: Well..from working out all day I have some Mountain Dew goin' on.
Guy: ...Nice!
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alcoholic drink; moon shine; usually in reference to distilled ethanol alcohol made in the southern mountains.
We got drunk off of grandpas jars of mountain dew in the basement.
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The moisture that collects on the shower walls after a fart is mistified whilst showering.
After Bob let one rip in the shower, the whole bathroom was covered in fart dew.
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The nasty fountain dispensed Mountain Dew that you order against your better judgement going in the drive thru of your local Taco Bell.
*Drive thru lady* "Would you like a drink with your 'Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?'"
*You* "And pay for that nasty fountain dew you're passing as drinkable liquid? I think not, I'll get a water."
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Carbonated water known to be drank mostly by homosexual men, usually when engaging in foreplay
As a gay, i can’t go for more than 12 seconds without my Man Dew.