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The need to get to a hockey game quickly.
Person 1: Want to come over and stay up all night eating cheetos and playing CODMW 2?
Person 2: Nah, I've got to hustle to hockey.
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A difficult, physically exhuasting sport played by aggressive and determined girls and sometimes guys. There are usually 11 players on the field (right back, center back, left back, right mid, center mid, left mid, right wing, right link, left link, left wing and goalie.) The point of the game is to drive the plastic/cork ball into the opposing teams' goal. Those who say field hockey isn't a real sport, you are truly ignorant. You must be able to endure the constant sprinting and be able to stop, dribble, slap, push and drive the ball for long distances. You must be able to endure the constant pain of places where you've been hitten by a stick or ball and sprains. Field Hockey players DO NOT play because we want to feel important, nor is it for the entertainment of male watchers. Players play for the love of the game, which is the only way you can stand 6 month hockey season (pre-season starting in June and the season ending in November.) The game has nothing to do with sexuallity, out of the 50 some people on my team, every single one of us is straight. Although it is true that many Field Hockey players wear skirts to play, some wear shorts, meaning the game has nothing to do with wanting to see other girls in short skirts. If anybody disrespecting Field Hockey played for just one game, you would be amazed by people who can stand it for a whole season.
Stephaine: What are you doing after school?
Julia: I've got field hockey practice for the next three hours.
Stephanie: Man, you still play that? It was so hard I had to quit during pre-season. You must really love the sport, I respect that.
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One bad mother fucker, literally. Not one to be taken lightly, and by no means don't fuck with one. To fuck with a hockey dad would more then often mean bein on the wrong end of an ass whoopin.
That hockey dad just put a beat down on that beseball dad, because he said baseball was better than hockey. Poor fool opened a can of whoop ass on himself, with such dumb comment.
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hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.
I want a hockey player in bed.
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Hockey played on the street rather than on a rink. It is a popular and long-time tradition for kids accross Canada and other regions (pressumably the northern United States). It is the same as regular hockey, but played on foot or rollerblades, and has no restriction on how many people can play. Sometimes a hollow plastic puck will be used, but often a tennis ball is used to replace the puck. When a car comes, everyone yells "CAR" and the goalies pick up the net and everyone walks to the side so the car can pass, then continues the game.
Also known as ball hockey or street hockey.
The best thing ever.
Kid1- "Wanna play road hockey after school? We got Billy, Fred, Sam, Paul, Jake, and Isaac so far, and Mike and Alex might come, too."
Kid2- "Fuck yes I wanna play road hockey. Shoes or rollerblades?"
Kid1- "Whatever you want"
Kid2- "Sweet"
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Often referred to as field hockey..more commonly dyke hockey references the alarming number of "dykes" playing this girl eat girl butch sport.
"HEY..let's go play some dyke hockey!"
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1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
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