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A troll who pisses you off enough that you stay up all night thinking about revenge.
Troll winner: YO check it bro got so pissed off from my defs that he just couldn't take it anymore... Thats one pissed of bro haha. I guess he must hate being called a faggot and so on and so forth.
When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener
Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.
Choose a winner
A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.
Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
When someone hits a shot in tennis that the other player can't get a touch of.
"Man those Muncy players sure love to hit true winners!"
The art of entering into something telling yourself you're going to win.
Hey that's some great winner's attitude you've got!
"Wow I don't know how you did it bro" "I call it winners attitude."