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Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022


Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 10, 2022

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wiseness

A synonym to wisdom.

The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following

Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.

Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!

The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.

In Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya, Antonio gains spiritual wiseness and maturation.

by RIP RIOT CHICKEN May 15, 2021


wise nuggie

wise nuggie is perfection

wise nuggie is so perfect

by mini nuggie February 19, 2021


randall wise

Aka Master coochie snatcher
Biggest cock on the jv team

Known for doing ur sister mom and gramma

Its so small compared to randall wise s cock

by The villages freshman class November 11, 2019


Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011


Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.

Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.

by Numerati September 30, 2024