Doctor Worm

A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.

Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.

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worm's ass

n. derived from Oklahoma oil fields which describes a worthless human who kisses ass to get ahead.

Dwayne is a worm's ass. -John Biby

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sperm worm

penis

"he nudged his sperm worm up against her thigh"

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fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

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Inch Worm

Referring to a guy with a small dick.

Check out Johnny's inch worm.

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poop worm

After engaging in anal sex, sometimes a little poop remains in the guys pee hole, a Poop Worm is the thin piece of poop that comes out as he pees after having anal.

After a long night of anal, when he finally peed, the poop worm coiled aroud the bottom of the toilet bowl.

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worm jerky

n. What you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine - earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.

Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - I hate hearing it crunch underfoot.

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