your mum gay with bacteria

when your mom so fat she loves bacteria

your mum gay with bacteria is when your mom loves bacteria

- Ur mom gay

- whaaaaat! your mum gay with bacteria
- shiiiiiiiit man

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I’m gonna fuck your mum

Something a 9-12 year old uses as a insult

“Shut up retard”. Na I’m gonna fuck your mum

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say hi to your mum for me

what rove mcmanus (an overrated talk show host in australia with lame jokes) says at the end of every show of 'rove live', which by the way has some very cool and funny guests.

say hi to ur mum for me!

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That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

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Your Mums Got A Mullet Down Under

A term used to describe ones mother impliying that they have a lot of pubes. Can be used as a come-back if someone says you have a mullet.

Example

Alexis: You've got A mullet.

Akira: No mate, your mums got a mullet down under.

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thats what your mum said

a phrase to follow any word or sentence whether it makes sense or makes u look like a fuckin tool, said whenever someone speaks to you or anyone within hearing distance.

"hey man u comin to the shops"
"thats what ur mum said"
"mate, ur a fuckin tool"

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Your Concerned Mum

When Your Mum Walks into Your Room, Catching You watching Porn And Is deeply Concerned.

Billy, What is That?
Its Just Hentai Mum.
Your Concerned Mum Pulls a Concerned Expression