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The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
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Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!
Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.
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A blunt created when cracking old roaches in your blunt graveyard. The resulting blunt smells and will fuck you up, just like a zombie.
Naw man, ain't got no money; had to roll a zombie blunt today nigga.
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Pronounced Zom-bee Gas
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1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.
2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.
"Damn, Brad went and dropped an H bomb in the toliet again, avoid that 1/2 of the office its contaminated with Zombie Gas.
"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"
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A post or pre world war Nazi having defining quantitative properties of that or like zombie. Commonly associated with a revenge to kill everything living including Jews and Blacks. Is also one of the most deadly types of Nazis and has been known to rise from the dead.
"Oh my god Jeff, is that a Nazi Zombie digging it's way out of the ground!" We better run before it eats are brain out.
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In some offices that have to close down an account when a customer dies, the Zombie Army is the pile of paperwork that is waiting to be dealt with.
The reason for this is that the actual person is dead, but their account is still live until the necessary processing has been completed, meaning that they're dead, yet undead, hence a Zombie.
Since in my office, there are always large volumes of outstanding customer deaths to process, the vast numbers would enable them to be an army, should they decide to rise up!
"I have a huge Zombie Army that needs dealing with" (I've got loads of work to do)
"How many are in your Zombie Army" (How much outstanding work have you got?)
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1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.
Daaaaaamn, that BlackBerry zombie almost got hit by a bus!!!
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