zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.

Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!

pinhead zoot

When a zoot is skinny.

Your boy:*rolls skinny zoot*
You:what a pinhead zoot

Zoot Machine

A bong

Yo bro pass the zoot machine I finna get zooted

big zooted

1. BZ (BZ’d).
2. Elevated.
3. Leveled.

I was BZ (Big Zooted) last week.

Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.

Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”