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When a very old women squirts.
Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.
The inability to text to the point where you're using a chisel...one tap at a time and it takes a millenium to reply.
The man took 20 minutes to text back "yes!" A slight case of Barney Rubblism at it's finest!
'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold
Law of the Internet.
Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'
A Barney Fife - Giving the impression of having comprehensive knowledge about everything, but in reality, knows absolutely nothing,
As a rule of thumb, a Barney Fife is when you your transducer over there and connect it to your induction unit over here, then you hook them both, to your power cell over here. Of course, your definitely gonna wanna protect...ummm...your privates with a lead blanket, especially if you’re thinking of having kids at some point, seeing as this baby pumps out, as of yet, unknown levels of exceedingly dangerous radiation.while order operational.
The over stimulation of a pre-pubescent cock by a purple dinosaur's teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.
Jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. I wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me "Mother of God... I'm sorry... but your son has a Blue Barney. There is simply nothing we can do."
Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.
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An expression (used mainly in so. cal) to state being under the influence of marijuana.
That Humboldt green has me barney Rubbled.
Or
Dude, I'm pretty Barney Rubble(d)
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To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.
Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"
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