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Jim Fact

A fact that is plausible, interesting and true in all details except for one critical point.

Jim: Did you know chicken pox derives from a strain of smallpox?

John: Wow, really?

Jim: Yeah yeah! Isn't that interesting...

John, after checking the internet: No they aren't! Shenanigans! They aren't even in the same virus family! That's a Jim Fact if I ever heard one!

by Jimfact Jim January 28, 2011


Jim-jazz

Something that is flashy or extraneous. Too much material embellishment. Extravagant or overdone. Other spelling: Jimjazz

That's a nice watch, but it has a bit too much jim-jazz for my taste.

by RRocket July 10, 2010


Rostov Jim

A Big Man United Fan, One of the 200 who went to Rostov.

Is Rostov Jim going to the game today? Don't ask Stupid questions he even went to Rostov

by mufc260599 May 17, 2019


Jim Porter

Jim porter is the love of my life. He has shaped destinies of many and has guided thousands to enlightenment. His beauty defies all bounds. It defies all bounds of universal law. He may be the smartest man in the universe, dare I say smarter than god himself. Watch as he rises above the rest of the human race, and stares down on them, as if everyone else was a small beetle. Jim porter does not live in our world. We live in Jim Porter's world.

The school board tried to take Jim porters immaculate advice, but decided instead to forget what they were talking about.

by Hillsborough County August 6, 2020


Jim Crowlocaust

A Jim Crowlocaust is a claim of extreme discrimination based on a relatively minor, often First World, inconvenience.

"I have to get my temperature taken before entering this Applebees? I don't consent! This is discrimination! This is a Jim Crowlocaust!"

by aricontent August 27, 2021


Jim Welsh

A sandwich specialist who wears a trench coat that uses 6-inch subs as puppets and sells shows for 15 bucks each... Legend says he's gonna steal all the sandwiches in an unidentified aloha island mart without getting caught....

You gonna watch the Jim Welsh show today? It's Romeo and Juliet in the parking today

by Krishinator9000 August 28, 2022


Jim the Cop'd

To spill beer on ones shirt when chugging. First used on the show "Three Sheets" on MOJO.

Tom would've won the drinking contest, but he was disqualified when he Jim the Cop'd.

by Necroletariat January 4, 2008

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