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The code of a professional Assassin.
Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'
Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'
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One of the many greatest things in life other than...
Ree Kid *inhales* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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One of the best Sega Genesis games ever made.
A side scrolling adventure game, with over 100 levels, it's almost impossible to complete without using cheat codes. Possibly one of the hardest games of all time.
You play as a kid, trapped inside a video game. You have to make it to the end and destroy the final boss, who has captured you, and won't let you out until you do so. On the way, you'll go through forests, caves, arctic tundras, deserts, and towers in the sky.
Guy 1:Did you ever play Kid Chameleon?
Guy 2:Nope.
Guy 1:Here you go.
5 hours later.
Guy 2:HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME.
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Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.
Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?
Person 2: Stair kids bro
Person 1: WTF is that one doing?
Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.
Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.
A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.
We shall never raise an iPad kid
Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid
Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?
Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid
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Ahh ree kid the most amazing kid on this planet
Ree kid: AHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKER AHHHH. Mully laughing: ree kid calm down *laughs*
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A five-man cult comedy troupe out of Canada consisting of Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney and Scott Thompson. The "Kids In The Hall" television show started in 1989, lasting five acclaimed seasons and also lead to their 1996 motion picture "Brain Candy".
The troupe played many women in their sketches--very convincingly--for lack of female members, and the 4 straight members (Foley, McCulloch, McDonald and McKinney) are often mistaken for being homosexual.
Quirky and controversial, Kids In The Hall sketches are still worshipped by a large and loyal fan base.
"The Kids In The Hall are the greatest comedy troupe since Monty Python!"
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