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Napoleon Rapist

Typically short, eastern European, and insecure men who project their insecurities on to others. Common behavior includes fighting and sexually forcing themselves on to others.

My nap ended abruptly when the Napoleon rapist jumped into the bed.

The Napoleon rapist wouldn't give me my sweater back unless I gave him fellatio, a sort of quid pro blow

by actd November 4, 2019


napoleon 48 person cross walking event

ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.

metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.

by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022


Napoleon Blownaparté

In the 2016 Hitman Game, you can unlock a little explosive figure looking like Napoleon Bonaparte Except this one is a little more explosive than that it looks.

This device can be used as a distraction object, by flinging it around or by placing it near a subject of choice.

Agent 47 placed down the little explosive device, distracting his targed, whom not much later picket the Napoleon Blownaparté up. After a couple minutes, the target came to realize, it wasn't the usual kind of toy when it blows up seconds after.

by SuperSecret47 January 1, 2019


napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors

My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.

by chef P.B.M. March 4, 2015


reverse horizontal napoleon complex

A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.

That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.

by strykermech January 30, 2021


Napoleon complex deluxe

A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!

Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024


Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.

Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024