a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.
guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)
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My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
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when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.
simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"
dick-sucking idiot
we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying
When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.
This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.
A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.
"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"
the act of having relations with a girl and her mother in the same night
Did you see darragh done a filthy ned