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Cancer is a loving, sweet, considerate, and introverted person. They act tough when really they just want to be loved and be told they are important. They pair mostly with Scorpios or Pisces. Cancers try their best to do everything they can to fit in and act normal when all they want to do is find their true love. When they find that person, nothing else matters besides that.
What’s your sign?
I’m a cancer...
Makes sense
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Cancer and capricorn are most likely to have alot of things in common, otherwhise they would love eachother, if not..atleast they would be bestfriends. They could meet in the same school. They would be most likely to fall in love.
Hey, They would be a great couple or bestfriends!
Yeah, one is Capricorn and another one is cancer. I ship the zodiac signs “Capricorn and Cancer”
Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.
Mike: Hey, Jim, what's that thing on your arm?
Jim: Probably cancer.
The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.
John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.
A cancer of the mind becomes indifferent to felons being bussed in to vote for more socialism
A cancer of society that sits on its hands when children are slaughtered moments after conception -- an atrocity that makes abortion seem insignificant
Socialism causes social cancer. Evil campaigns for socialism.
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Cigarettes, Smokes, Death Sticks.
I gotta have a cancer stick to start the day.
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During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.
Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!
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