Cook Craig

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.

dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"

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ms. cook

a young woman, usually blond, that has many admirers and likes to get dirty on the weekends

guy: man ms. cook is sooooo gorgeous!!

girl: eww, shes nasty, she's ms. cook on saturday and sunday

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Kailey Cooke

The most amazing person. Kailey Cooke is generous, caring, kind, loving and a great person. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and is loved by many. She has haters but that's only because they are jealous of her.
I love you Kailey

That girl was so nice!

Yep, that's a Kailey Cooke!

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Cooks-Source

Verb; to copy writing from the Internet for publication in hard copy magazine form, without notification or payment to the author.

That travel magazine Cooks-Sourced my blog post about hitchhiking through Memphis! Those bastards!

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

cooking with fatty

When you are sucking neck sweat of a fatty and it gets hot like when you are cooking.

Look she is so sweaty, she must have been cooking with fatty.

brady cook

He's a fucking player but he is actually so fucking Hoooooottttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has justin beiber hair and little pieces of hair that stick up from behind is ears. He'll date ur bestfriend. He will also make you fall in love with him but then he never talks to you again.

Hey did you see brady cook
Ya he fucking is so hot but he will ruin ur life
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