/si/ kou A female of large stature, most commonly identified by the presence of FUPA, Back Breast, and Dunlap vaginal disorder. many species are described as having a beard with pubic follicular likeness.
Sea Cows are predatory creatures, known for cutting in line at barbeques, spaghetti feeds and public buffets. Sea Cows are attracted by the rattle of ice in a Diet Pepsi cup or the crinkle of an empty chip bag.
Sea Cows Typically live in first floor dwellings and tend to use public transportation as automobiles tend to be tight quarters due to their large stature.
while i was in line at the buffet i was bitten by a feeding sea cow
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An expression used when something surprising or upsetting occurs.
Ex. 1:
16-year-old girl - "Mom, I'm Pregnant."
Mother- "SLAM-A-COW!"
Ex. 2:
*Baker drops wedding cake on the ground*
"Slam-a-cow!"
Ex. 3:
Girl - "I don't want to have sex until I'm married."
Boy - "Slam-a-cow!"
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A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.
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An unpleasant female who thinks she's a house-wife. Known to collect crotch-fruit from multiple sources and nests in trailers. Moos when frightened.
He borrowed his mom's car to fuck that house cow, all the while her boyfriend was gone at work in her truck.
A term used by gay women to describe a husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.
Her sexual tastes run toward Fuzzy Cows.