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Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.
P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.
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An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.
Run dildo legs. RUN.
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A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.
1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.
Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!
A person who feels entitled to only the very highest-end dildos that are so costly that the average person could not possibly afford one.
Being a 1 percenter means I can afford to be a total dildo snob and that my ultra-superior total body orgasms are brought on by the very best dildos on the planet!
A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.
Oi Dildo Dylan, where's the whip?
Shitting into a condom, tying it, and using it as a dildo
Honey, I want to try a sausage dildo tonight.