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An epic event that occured on NQ, also known as the Neoquests board from the virtual pet site Neopets. The Neoquests board was where people on Neopets could talk about the game Neoquest, a pretty retarded game that was obviously found on the equally-retarded site. The Great Freeze was the equivalent of a huge PMS from the admins of Neopets, known as either the NPT or TNT. No one at NQ really liked to talk about Neoquest since it was gay and most people didn't care about it, so we used to talk about anything OTHER than said gay game.
One day out of the blue, TNT decideds to shove a stick up their formerly facetious assholes and take it out on us NQers (known back then as the Kingdomers), deleting the accounts (aka "freezing") of anyone not found to be talking about Neoquest. This caused the pansies to flee to other Neopts boards, whereas more headstrong victims stayed behind and made new accounts, only to be frozen a day or so later for the same thing. Eventually TNT turned NQ into a barren wasteland of no one but lame retards who actually talked about the game to begin with (population count: 3 or 4).
From there the NQers drifted from other various Neoepts boards but most of us grew up and left the site.
NQ is still there today, onyl with an extra topic for conversation: NeoQuest II, aka your extra dosage of the exact same thing, only with a new ever-lame plot and a brand new generation of NQers who obviosuly learned their lesson when TNT reared their ugly heads back and kicked us Kingdomers out for trying to spice their game up by just shunning its existance.
Guy: "I was a Kingdomer and a victim of the Great Freeze."
Awed crowd: *worship*
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sumone that freezes shit to there dick or dildo after anal 4 a tasty treat
jamie likes to freeze the shit on this dick from anal for a tasty treat a true blue dick freeze
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The Seattle Freeze is a social phenomenon in the Puget Sound area. Basically, it means people will disregard ordinances, laws or public statutes and in general be a ass and sneer at others in public -- or give them the cold shoulder. People who are very committed to perpetuating the Freeze will ignore crime or fail to report crime; become belligerent with police or refuse to render aid in a accident or emergency situation, pretending it's not happening. Interpersonal contact is forbidden in most social situations. If you are at a party of Freeze-goers and do not meet the behaviour requirements you will be targeted with belittling remarks, insane xenophobic stares and extreme passive aggressiveness. Freezers also crave opportunities to leave quaint notes and reminders everyplace to make sure you comply with their absurd lifestyle expectations. At the workplace the Freeze can be seen through managerial discrimination of not hiring people originally from Washington state; a policy of no conversations; general anxiety during meetings or projects; quick entry and exit before and after shifts.
The Seattle Freeze can be shocking and outrageous to newcomers, but is a joke to most people.
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When you do pure cocaine nasally and your face goes completely numb. Also, if you do cocaine sprayed with novocaine or cut with lidocaine.
Riff Raff - Ice on my ear....give me brain freeze.
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the act of taking a shit and freezing it and later using it as a dildo
she gave herself the arctic freeze last night.
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to place your hand in a bowl of ice or a freezer just long enough to make it numb and then giving some one a reach around to make it feel like its coming from a dead guy
My new boyfriend kinda has a necro fantasy. So I give him freeze arounds.
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The act of sticking your penis in a woman's ear and icing into her brain cavity
"Yeah my girlfriend still wants to stay celibate but that doesn't include ear sex, so i gave her a Brain Freeze"
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