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1.Literally humped by an individual of the Jewish faith.
2.Attacked from behind by someone in a video game generally killing them.
1.George Just Jew humped me!
2.(Halo 2)That n00b Jew humped me with a Laser sword!(instant kill)
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The title of a Black Eyed Peas song which was stupidly released as a single. While the two preceding singles ("Don't Phunk With My Heart" and "Don't Lie") were all right, history will remember the moment the video for this song hit the airwaves as the moment when the BEP officially jumped the shark.
WILL.I.AM (rapping in "My Humps"): "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff/Milky, milky cocoa/
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/Milky, milky riiiiiiight."
LISTENER #1:"Oh, how clever, Will.i.am is using the combination of chocolate cereal and white milk as an analogy for a black man and white woman fucking! How clever!"
LISTENER #2: (smacks his hand against his forehead in exasperation, rendered speechless by the stupidity around him)
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when two girls hump their boobs against one another
Bria and Stef boob humped one another.
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A true dry hump involves taking off all clothes except for one partner's pair of underwear, penetrating as far as the fabric barrier will allow, and doing a sort of hybrid grinding/thrusting motion until the man cums.
Dry humping is mostly commonly associated with teenagers, who either do it because they're scared of the potential consequences of sex or claim to be committed to keeping virginity. Many teenagers perform similar actions with more layers of clothing on, but this is actually considered grinding rather than true dry humping.
Dry humping also takes place among couples, usually when either 1) the mood strikes and there's no condom on hand or 2) the girl is on her period and doesn't want to make a mess. In the former case, the man keeps his underwear on; in the later, the woman does. It can be a pleasurable changeup.
1) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but remember our promise rings. We can dry hump but we can't have sex."
2) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but now that we're adults who no longer give a shit about our promise rings, you need to remember to bring a condom. We can always dry hump."
3) "I'm so horny, Kristin." "I know, Michael, but I'm on my period. It won't be as messy if we dry hump."
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opposite of camel toe
when a man has on tight pants and has a visible lump in the crotch area.
That male ballet dancer is sportin' a serious camels hump.
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The day celebrated just for humpin
It's hump day? Sweet, now I'm gonna go home and hump my girlfriend
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when you grab someone by their shoulders and pull them down while you ram yourknee into their ass. It makes them feel like they gotta shit sooo bad.
I gave justin timberlake an elephant hump 3 days ago and I haven't seen him since. George lopez said that justin's still takin a crap.
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