portfolio killer

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

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killer eyes

The look in someone’s eyes of a very aggressive nature or who would kill without a second thought.

Joe: Man, that dude has killer eyes.

James: Yeah, I wouldn’t even look at that dude. Somebody say he been having crazy thoughts lately.

Joe: Yeah the eyes say it all bro

James: May have to see about getting this dude some help.

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jew killer

A particularly smelly fart from ones anus. the gasses of the fart were so autrocious that they could kill jews in the holocaust.

Oh god dude, did you just rip that jew killer?

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Planet Killer

Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.

"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006

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boner killer

(noun)- A person who says or does something so lame it immediately sucks all the joy out of a normally fun, hilarious and appealing situation.

"Yo man, enjoying the party?"
"Yea man!! Its fucking tight.. i ran over a dog on the way here"
"Dude... Why you got to be such a BONER KILLER!!!"

"Who puked on your pool table?"
"Just some Boner Killer."

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Convo Killer

When your talking to someone and they make no attempt what so ever to try and keep the conversation going .

Bro #1-Man , i was talking to kris the other day and the conversation went nowhere .
Bro #2-Wow what a convo killer .

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Blood Killer

A crip

a blood killer is a crip that kills bloods or, a crip that dont like bloods or, just a crip!

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