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Goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
Marc Andre Fleury is a horrible goaltender, they should really put in Brent Johnson.
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This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
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From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
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when you fuck someone in the ass and then after you eat ice cream out of that same ice
Bro I heard Steve did a Marc Catone with Katie last night and they used cookie dough ice cream.
Is THE god. A big dick said by himself. Is smart. Can be found in his natural environment, planet Earth, and has a heart as grand as his height
I went to see Marc-Elie for a good time.
A tall man with a lot of passion. His intelligence can be seen and heard. The natural born leader whom everyone trusts. Therefore it is quite common for him to be speaking on behalf of others. He is caring and undefstanding. Not to mention he is a passionate lover anyone would kill for. If you find him, keep him kn your life.
Marc-Elie brightens up a room with his loving smile.
A god in human form. Will steal your mother (or daughter he doesnt care)
Marc Fain-"Im going to go polish Marc's shiny bald head"