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Goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
Marc Andre Fleury is a horrible goaltender, they should really put in Brent Johnson.
12đź‘Ť 108đź‘Ž
This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
6đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
16đź‘Ť 14đź‘Ž
A guy that girls fuck with when they want to be humbled.
My ego is so big, I should fuck a Marc-Andre to learn my lesson.
November 11th is National Marc D’Amelio day as well as every single Dylan in the worlds birthday
“What day is it dude??”
“Didn’t you hear it’s National Marc D’Amelio Day!!”
“Oh yeah I totally forgot isn’t it also Dylan’s birthday??”
“Yeah it is, that’s true make sure to say happy birthday to all of them”
when you fuck someone in the ass and then after you eat ice cream out of that same ice
Bro I heard Steve did a Marc Catone with Katie last night and they used cookie dough ice cream.