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Kill mermaids day is a day where you kill Mermaids.
Kill mermaids day is at April 10.
i will kill mermaids on kill mermaids day
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Mcd"s has gone surf and turf. Just smash a big mac and filet-o-fish. This by no means a health lover meal. It's so bad but so good and only 920 calories.
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Mermaid Shell Parts- Is a half circle shape hair part used in lore of the traditional box shaped part. The technique is often used when braiding hair.
My styles suggested that instead creating box shaped parting for my braid that we create mermaid shell parts.
Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
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They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...
How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped
2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
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mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”
-made by @aqua the dino
“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”
The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.
Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.