Milk Fic

Wonderful piece of literature, 10/10 would recommend.

Summary:
Forehead man shoves milk up Ryan Ross' ass.

Me: have you read the milk fic?
Person: no I haven't, I'll read it now
Me: *grins*
Person: good lord go to church please

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Toilet Milk

Cetyl Alcohol 68 g.
Medicinal Soap 18 g.
Glycerin 23 g.
Mineral Oil 91 g.
Water 780 cc.
Perfume 20 g.

Toilet milk
Toilet milk

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oat milk

a type of plant milk commonly consumed by the queer community. often used in iced coffee.
(disclaimer: not everyone who drinks oat milk is gay... but i mean)

"alright, and what type of milk do you want with your latte?"
"do you guys have oat milk?"
"( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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milk scrotum

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.

I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.

Hobo milk

Fluid harvested from a homeless man via squeezing and mouth-to-mouth.

Hey man did you get any Hobo milk?

Nah sorry man, I couldn't find any hobos.

Milk pods

A juvenile English colloquialism of yesteryear, once used by schoolboys, to describe the breasts of a lady.

‘Cor, blimey, look at the curvy new French teacher - I wouldn’t mind turning on the taps on her milk pods!’

Milked Out

- adjective

A term used by Milked Out Outfitters to describe the state of having enough milk in which a baby wants grown-up food. Being over milk; fed up with milk.

Baby Justin is milked out, he wants tacos.

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