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Highway Ride

when you and some ppl get in a whip n take a drive on a highway while smoking some bud

>>yo everyones in dinos whip about to go on a highway ride wanna come threw n burn a L?
>>whos there?
>>me spitzer dino peter and dylan
>>chill thats a sausage fest of a highway ride

by DECOHHHHH February 12, 2007

41πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Tongue Ride

To provide oral servicing to the vagina or the anus otherwise known as cunnilingus and analingus. Tongue Rides can be provided by male or female and are very wet and satisfying for both the giver and receiver.

Rob's girlfriend Mary couldn't wait to get home after a long day at work. She was wet, moist and ready for Rob to give her the Tongue Ride she had been thinking about all day.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014

41πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


ride you

girl being on top while u fuck

i wanna ride you so bad rn

by hornytomato August 14, 2021

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


riding shotgun

Earning the right to ride in the front passenger seat of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore). It is "shotgun"'s responsibility for controlling car temperature, changing radio stations, calling out landmarks, and flagging down hot girls.

Variations to "calling shotgun" can include paper/rock/scisors, coin flip, or being the first to yell "shotgun" when the driver pulls their car keys out of their pocket. Seniority rarely means anything when calling shotgun.

Steve was riding shotgun because he won the coin flip in the mall.

by D Bizz May 31, 2006

768πŸ‘ 210πŸ‘Ž


Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

by RIP Oscar Grant July 10, 2010

45πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Slay Ride

A ride, typically in a large vehicle, in which lots of crazy sex occurs.

Me: "Our slay ride to the club was one of the craziest car rides I've ever been in."
Tom: "I know man. We almost broke the suspension."

by PeteTheSkeet December 3, 2014

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ride the Snake

Throwing caution to the winds and ingesting a massive amount of psychedelics. A reference to a well-known quote from β€œThe Doors” frontman Jim Morrison.

While riding the snake, you may enter into an extradimensional/transdimensional realm coterminal with the realm of space-time, or β€œreality” as it is commonly known. While in this realm, you may be accosted by swarms of neon green bat skulls and/or disembodied columns of teeth and eyes. You must not fear them, for they will take your mind away to the land of wind and ghosts unless you trust in the snake. The snake will see you through, but you cannot see the snake. You will not feel the snake, but the snake will feel you. It is the razor-thin rainbow bridge bisecting your chakras vertically, seperating you into your particulate parts so that you may be parcelled out to the wicked demons of the night which dwell betwixt the infinite yawning spaces between stars.

I was smoking with this chick at a party last night. I asked if she had ever dropped acid, and she said no. She asked if she should try it, and I hemmed and hawed as I thought about the answer to give her. Then my stoned buddy leaned over and said β€œride the snake!”. The girl asked what that meant, and I explained to her that I was coming up on a 10 strip at the time. The snake was being ridden.

by The Emperor of Time and Space January 29, 2012

57πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž