person: “what’s todays date?”
me: “the coolest persons birthday, May 8th!”
National give your crush or bf/gf a kiss
“Hey bro it’s may 14”
“I better go kiss Linda then”
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National blowjob day ! Make out with ur bf/gf and eat them out 🤤
- “ Hey it’s may 15, get down there “
- “ Ok, fine “
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May 12 is when the hottest people are born their thick asf and get all the boys their pretty confident and have a lot of friends and are perfect
Person 1: Hey do you know why that girl is so perfect
Person 2: Why?
Person 3: Because shes born on May 12th
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the day a meme lord was born, often referred to as "pepe's birthday". also, many mixtapes were dropped this day. most people get excited to hear the new ones coming out this day each year.
may 29 is the best day of the year, so many fire memes and mixtapes get dropped!!1!!
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This day is when a beautiful girl is born. Talk and thick and curly long hair. She’s the nicest and the most caring person you’ll ever meet. And she’s extremely athletic/talented!
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