Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

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absolute umit

Typically used as a cute way of describing round or chubby animals.

That bird is an absolute umit

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Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

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Absolute unit

A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.

Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.

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Absolute savage

A term used by someone of an older generation to describe themselves as tough or macho when they're actually lame as fuck. Usually done to attempt to relate to the younger generation, unsuccessfully.

Mark keeps calling himself an absolute savage for doing a half hour on the elliptical every day while we lift.

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absolute spa

1. the name of the health spa at the marriott hotel in galway.
2. a complete idiot

"Mícheál is an absolute spa"

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Absolute Unit

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

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