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An academic phoenix is a person who will crash and burn their grades for the current semester, with the hope of doing better in the next. "Pulling an academic phoenix" is risky, and is widely regarded as "a bad fucking move" as it can easily destroy your chances of getting scholarships if done wrong.
To be an academic phoenix, you have to be able to pull your grades back from the depths of hell. Otherwise, you'd just be a failure.
"Alright, I won't be able to finish my project in time. Guess I'll just be an academic phoenix."
"Dude, just stop being lazy and do your damn project."
One who runs academic courses and takes pleasure in the failings of their student cohort. An academic terrorist assigns material they know the students cannot pass without significant stress. Attempts to reason with an academic terrorist results in them refusing to change material and even doubling down on their stance.
The professor is writing the exam with material we haven't learned yet. They're such an academic terrorist.
When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
The urge to respond to something completely wrong with a 500 word referenced essay.
Annoying sign: The government hit you with a 25% tax increase on your cigarettes. How much more can they take from you?
You: Gah! Academic Tantrum time!
*pulls out health references and starts to write response, ignoring half finished study, then gets all passive aggressive and makes a post on Urban Dictionary."
The feeling of jealousy that rushes through your body when hearing about others’ academic success and achievements.
The rush of academic envy flowed through my body as she flaunted her A+ while I was stuck with a C.
If your jealous of someone but only because of their grades
“You’re such an academically jealous person”
The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of anaerobic exercise on academic work quality