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The feeling of jealousy that rushes through your body when hearing about others’ academic success and achievements.
The rush of academic envy flowed through my body as she flaunted her A+ while I was stuck with a C.
When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
The urge to respond to something completely wrong with a 500 word referenced essay.
Annoying sign: The government hit you with a 25% tax increase on your cigarettes. How much more can they take from you?
You: Gah! Academic Tantrum time!
*pulls out health references and starts to write response, ignoring half finished study, then gets all passive aggressive and makes a post on Urban Dictionary."
If your jealous of someone but only because of their grades
“You’re such an academically jealous person”
When there are multiple assignments due for various classes at the same time.
Me: Damn I have a history, sociology, English paper due this weekend. It’s an academic gangbang.
The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of anaerobic exercise on academic work quality
The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of aerobic exercise on academic work quality.