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Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
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OMG YOU ARE SUCH A BANE AKA LOKI
"OMG you are such a kid fucker"
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When a human tries to establish dominance over their human counterpart by taking a bowel movement aka “a shit” in their counterpart’s rectum. One partner sits with the back of the legs the other person’s back while they are in upside down position with their knees tucked in the chest. The dominant counterpart then defecates. If you live on the east coast or Midwest it is more mommonly referred to as a Brick Shithouse...
I had to boss up on my girl last night. I put her in a Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse and wiped my ass with her hair.
Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.
Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*
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When a female of any race has such low self-esteem she will allow herself to be humiliated by accepting booty calls at 3am even though she has to be up for work at 6. The subject will typically date men she finds completely unnatractive and boring. She typically has a shady past of cheating on every boyfriend she has dated (especially friends of the boyfriend), gang bangs, sleeping with random men at bars and the list goes on. The PGS can be sniffed out by any player within a 20 foot radius. A female with PGS has a short life span due to aquiring STDS and a very high suicide rate has been linked to persons with chronic PGS.
guy at bar: Hey. I noticed you were sitting all alone. Can you buy me a drink and pay for my tab then take me to the motel across the street?
pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS response: sure. That sounds really good. I don't have condoms, but I'm cool if you just pull out.
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M.A.C. is a heavily overweight negro with an attitude as bad as his hunger.
Has a SIX POINTED PENIS often referred to as his "Star of David."
Surprisingly this will not save the Jews from Hitler.
Wakes up at 2 p.m. and spends 25 hrs a day watching YouTube videos.
"Bro you're such a M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor I wish we had you in the 1940's"
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having far more swag than anyone else, you're the best of the best, no one else in the world compares
hey have you seen nicky c?
who is that
you know the swag master general (aka SmG)
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