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Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.
" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."
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The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.
If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.
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The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.
Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.
Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.
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When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.
My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!
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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before
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when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.
Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.
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This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.
"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."
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