Random
Source Code
Random
It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.
For the 4th of July, I think I'm gonna give Shelly an Alaskan Firecracker.
27👍 20👎
The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one
Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much
4👍 1👎
When in a cold shower a man gets on his knees and eats the minge of the woman as the cold water runs down their bodies.
Yooo I had the most orgasmic Alaskan Waterfall last night!
4👍 1👎
You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.
Man that girl was so big I had to give her the Alaskan Harpoon.
4👍 1👎
When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"
My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.
7👍 1👎
When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.
Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
5👍 2👎
When you hit a girl in the head at a party to knock her out before hooking up with her.
"I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."
22👍 17👎