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someone who thinks bat is swagger
"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
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Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
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It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.
ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive
my penis is sad :(
Yeah i like strudel too
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In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)
Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think
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the cutest motherfucker alive is simply just the cutest motherfucker you will ever lay your eyes on. they sparkle in a way like no other and are really amazing. sometimes they don’t love themself the way other people love them which is sad, but these motherfuckers deserve the world. can be used towards your significant other or in a wholesome meme. You can refer to someone as this in an endearing way.
Mia: Did you know that Kyle is the cutest motherfucker alive?
Trippie Redd: Oh yeah, he is cute as fuck and deserves everything good in life.
A phrase you say when the impostor doesn't kill you in Among Us, especially when you are in CG5's among us song
I’m waking up,
breathing in clean air,
What a day, yeah,
What a sunny, funny day.
I feel so high, I can’t deny
A little better than okay,
Nowhere to go.
I shoot for stars, I’m Galileo.
Pack your bags and don’t be late.
The scenery flies before my eyes,
Don’t you dream of home, cuz it’ll have to wait.
It’s good to be alive,
It’s good to be alive,
I’m happy to survive,
So good.
Can’t kill my la-di-da vibe,
Suffocate my feelin’ alright,
Or asphyxiate my hype.
My bridges burned, no stone unturned.
It’s a relations’ massacre.
My new absolution,
My new lease on life has just begun today.
I ain’t worried ‘bout the fakes, or the bodies in my wake.
Baby, I’m a firework, like Pompeii.
It’s good to be alive,
It’s good to be alive,
I’m happy to survive,
So, so good.
The saints and angels sing,
Choir of the bells chime, ring ring ring.
I feel alive,
So alive!
It’s good to be alive,
It’s good to be alive,
I’m happy to survive,
So, so good.
It’s good!
So good!
It’s good!
So good!