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The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area
"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
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A spoken exchange in which one person intentionally sets up a potential or partial joke or insult for another person to complete by finishing said joke or insult.
These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
Guy 1: "Man, why can't this sandwich just make itself?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."
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A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.
Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.
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An insult saying someone is a homosexual tramp
Dean says 'Ello big boii' Joe says ' Your such a backdoor alley cat'
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a small location where guitar guys congregate.
outside the entryway to Illinois Central College is a total guitar guy alley
Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.
Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!
Kicking a man in the nuts in an effort to prevent him from having children.
Bro, I’m broke, so can you give me a back alley vasectomy?
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