Two west by god rednecks fuckin each other in the swamp ass!
I just put the alligator grind on Rupert down in the valley of Anus.
A strip of tire recap that flew off a semi truck lying on the berm tread side up appearing as an alligator skin.
Wow! Check out that Pennsylvania alligator, must be six feet long!
A person who is stingy and never wants to pay.
Alan has Alligator arms so don't expect him to pay for dinner.
Man that alligator. Got two arms.OMG Alligator arms
When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.
I went Floridian Alligator Biting with Jen and she broke up with me after.
do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.
oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time
When you're getting a blowjob from your hot cousin and she bites your dick as you nut. It will feel like getting bit by an alligator since your nerves are so sensitive.
Adam: "My cousin gave me the Arkansas Alligator last night after the Hogs lost. I needed something kinky to get my redneck spirits up."
Dan: "I wish I had a cousin as hot as yours YIYIYI"