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I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.

You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

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why do my posts always get declined

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay

Why do my posts always get declined?

by annoying fucker June 18, 2019

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I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Quote from the movie Scarface.

It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.

You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

by Bona27 February 27, 2010

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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 25, 2003

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I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

Quote from the last Starfighter.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

by doc finch November 14, 2010

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(Two words used seperately) Neva and Always

Neva= meaning that an action did not take place or a statement was never spoken.
Always= meaning that an action definitely did take place or a statement was definitely voiced about an opinion.

Shawn:You told shawna I said she was ugly!

John: Neva did I tell her dat you said she was ugly. Always did I tell her you said she was cute.

by Jaycen Winters November 18, 2003

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The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

by Your real name is your real na October 19, 2019

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