i love you

the three magical words that get a girl into bed.

the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.

the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.

should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.

the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.

person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!

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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)

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this last one doesn't need an explanation

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I love you

the three easiest words to say to anyone, except the person you actually in love with.

Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.

Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....

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I loke you

A combination between like and love, used when you feel that it’s still too early to say love, but you feel like “like” is too little. (See also I live you.)

Girlfriend: Does something adorable or sweet. Essentially she just exists... :)
Boyfriend: *laughs*
Girlfriend: “What?!!”
Boyfriend: “Nothing”
Girlfriend: “Unhunh... yeah right”
Boyfriend: “It’s nothing, I loke you”
Girlfriend “I loke you too” ;)

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I wove you

Cute way of way I love you

I wove you so much

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I love you

This is a special phrase and you don't want to overuse it. Prone to inflation. Think wisely before you say it.

Uttering it implies that you know what love is, too.
"I love you" does not mean that you feel attracted to someone in whatever way, it doesnt mean you like someone, it doesnt mean someone is cool, friendly, your type

Love, to me, is the current that moves only in the deepest sea. It is untouchable, unchangeable, natural, holy.
Love, If likened to a current, is a power that cannot be stolen, borrowed, taught, earned.
It is there. and if you are with it, in it, maybe, just maybe, you will become it. and be able to share it. with someone. with your family, community, city.
To say I love you is to say I have become love and you are the receiver of its holiness. Accept it or not. Love don't care.

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I Love You

Means “I love you and that’s a fact”

Kyle “Melanie i love you and that’s a fact”
Melanie “I love you too”
Kyle “That’s bullshit”

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I luv you

A phrase indicating when two friends become close.

John: Yo Mike, I gotta tell you something,.,
Mike: What?
John: I luv you bro

Mike: I luv you too bro

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