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A taleneted and athletic girl. She will make jokes that no one understands and will be rude to people if she doesn’t like you.You don’t want to get on her bad side
Woah that girl mia anderson is a hot mess
Kadon Anderson is the badness he is the one to break down the transdimentional wall of deseption and break loose the apocalypse from underneath the eternal flame setting free the universal being of death
Kadon Anderson is the one who knocks
josh is most likely to be a girl in real life but we all know and love him!
person 1: oh my god josh has a pussy!
person 2: you didn’t know that?
person3: josh Anderson is very well known. You should know this by now.
a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
a teacher that is a dick and brags about almost everything and sucks massive amounts of bbc but not the small bbc like the giant bbc like the 20 inches and prefers it in his ass ~ kcinimod and kciredohr
wow mr anderson sucks alot of bbc
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A boy who always exaggerates everything he says, says things too loud thinking people will laugh at his “funny” joke. A boy who told every girl in 2nd grade he masturbates with stuffed animals thinking it would get him a gf. When he did have a gf once she broke up with if he said she was ugly and he never liked her. A boy who is obese but claims he is just chubby. A guy who is over sensitive about everything and over shares everything. A guy who is so self righteous he thinks he always the victim, always telling the teacher or authority figure that you did something even if it was minor or if you stopped doing once you were asked. A guy who no one likes at all except for outcasts. A boy who cried over you saying his stuffed horse was a boy even though you were in 7th grade at the time. A boy who’s face turns red as a tomato and cries when he doesn’t understand math problems, a boy who was so gross people in different grades thought he was gross. When people were nice to Paden he treated them like shit. Our entire class made a game about how fucking gross he was called paden germs ( like cheese touch ). Paden Anderson is a boy so heinous and disgusting he will end alone forever, or end up Married to a girl who thinks she a wolf and bites people and if they don’t let on top being hurt she bites them harder. And they only thing this wolf-girl and Paden have in common besides being outcasts is being obese.
“God Paden, just shut the fuck up.”
“Paden is so obnoxious!”
“ Bruh who is that little shit!!”
“ Thats Paden Anderson , i hate him!
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An ancient and historically sought after exercise in sexual deviance said to have been so disgusting that it propmted capitalism. Six participants lie back on a handmade mat shitting wildly like a wall fountain. Originated as a cultural right of passage, Asia Minor
An alchemist spends his life searching for a recipe that produces gold from metal. A clemist, such as I, have already discovered and translated the riddles of human sexual curiosity at its finest: the clammy anderson
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