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An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.
When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.
“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”
“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”
Money dat you get from yer gramma.
Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.
Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2
Hey buddy, you look lonely. Look like you could use an Assisted Reload...
A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.
Who's that?
Oh hes the assistant captain
Add anal sex to the current definition.
He couldn’t cum, so I went in with my pinky for the assist.