Federally Associated Purposes

A backronym for FAP. Usually associated with putting something in the spank bank,

I'll need to see the source... for Federally Associated Purposes of course.

public events associate

(n.) Someone who picks up horse shit at a parade

The public events associate was responsible for cleaning up after the clydesdales after the fourth of july parade was finished.

Gay By Association

A descriptor for straight people who have almost exclusively queer friends. This doesn't mean they are actually queer. It is a way friends satirize they are the straight minority in the group because it is the opposite of what occurs in society. Usually, queer people are minorities.

Sometimes used to describe straight allies.

**Doesn't mean they are gay. Satirical only.**

Person: Is your friend Steve gay?
Queer friend: He's gay by association.

association fallacy

An illegitimate child between ad hominem (because association fallacy focused on the PERSON or PEOPLE instead of the ARGUMENT), appeal to emotion, hasty generalization, questionable cause fallacy (because "labels" associated to someone or something can determine the degree of "truth"), and red herring (because it deliberately derails the argument)

Association Fallacy has two kinds:
1. Guilt by association
2. Honour by association

Example of association fallacy:

"You're Neo-Nazi, therefore your argument must be wrong" (Godwin's Law/Reductio ad Hitlerum)
"You are leftist liberal special snowflake, therefore your argument is dismissed" (Red-bait/Red-tag)
"You're the expert, therefore your opinion must be right" (Honour by association)

stingy men association

A large group of men world wide who are very cautious of spending unnecessary time and money on women

Friend 1: I’m about to give my girlfriend 2k. friend 2 : are you mad stingy men association will catch you

Friend 1 : true stingy men we no get shi shi

Validation by association

As the name suggests: Way of thinking that your association to given problem validates your (often radical) views.

What people doing Validation by Association may say
*i am black, but I think all blacks are evil*
*i am a female, but, I think feminists are stupid*
*I am American, but I think Americans are ignorant"
*I'm not a trump supporter, but I think he is doing great!"
*As a black female lesbian, LGBT is a disgrace to our society*

albany basketball association

a bunch of sensitive pricks

imagine being around albany basketball association members