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When you are cutting fire wood with flip flops and and axe. What the axe, is that!
My friend dumb axe Justin did you cut your foot with an axe!
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Someone who is obsessively passionate about the sport of Axe Throwing. They might own numerous axes, have names for them, post pictures of themselves with their axes, or belong to several axe throwing groups.
You're going to that Axe Throwing place again? You're such an Axe Whore!
An axe you use to slay all the hoes you come across
"What did you do when you found out she was a thot?"
"I used my Hoe-axe on her"
and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...
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Something done by Danish people in the privacy of their own home.
If they accidentally happen to look my way as I'm wagging the axe, it's of course a different situation.
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When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.
Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.
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