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A political scandal, usually one with national security implications, in the making.
By popping the Chinese balloon on Feb 4 2023, Biden probably avoided balloon-gate.
When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!
What remains in a condom after sex.
Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!
the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
Formerly round pert breasts that have subsequently deflated through time
They literally have the appearance of two burst balloons. The valve being the nipple dangling at the bottom
Thinking about implants to fix my burst balloons
When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"
When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"
"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."