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A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.
When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs
When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber
He/ she started before the make go- that person is pulling a barber
When your haircut is soo fucked,
You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”
A barber shop in the boondocks
Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks
The happiest woman in the world, with her king Daniel by her side
She sat on his cock, and became forever his queen. Mrs Kahlee Maraea Barber to you now