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When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.
Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.
She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.
Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it
A guy who likes to fuck up beautiful girls lives
He is the barber of all time
When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!
an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce
I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night