When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant
Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.
Husband: Sure! What would you like?
Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…
Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.
<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!
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when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.
your foot looks like a battered fish
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A person who has yet to even play the game (or know the title of the game). This is followed by Noob Cake. By which when the game is over, they will turn into a cake because of the extreme heat of the pwnage they endure.
"Are you sure you know hoe to play you fuckin' Noob Batter."
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(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.
Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest
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An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.
Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller
Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...
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The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.
Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
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