I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

high school has-been

A person who had a halfway-decent playing career in high school sports, but was not good enough to compete at a higher level (i.e. college or professional)

He might have been the star of the football team back in the day, but he's nothing but a high school has-been.

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Bread has been baked

Mission accomplished.

Homey No. 1: You handle that muthfackin' snitch Lil' Weasel who ratted out Sugar Bear for the 211 on the charity carwash?

Homey No. 2: Uh huh. The bread has been baked my friend.

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Its been so long

since i have last seen my son
lost to this monster
to the man behind the slaughter

since you've been gone,
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)

"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"

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where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

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i've been drinking watermelon

a lyric in beyonce's song drunk in love. It means to suck dick. watermelon is referring to male sperm. seed=kids

me: so what did you guys do last night?
yonce: let's just say..I've been drinking watermelon.
me: ooh girl did you swallow?
yonce: of course! spitters are quitters!

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